Crazy Things My Child Says

Ya-Ya:" Oh I forgot to brush my teeth before church." Mason : " When you open up your mouth to talk it is going to smell like gas." Me: " If you don't stop being ugly I am going to get you!" Mason: Then I am going to turn into Hulk and smash you! Puny Human." So I have to admit at the time I was trying to discipline so I had to try really hard to keep from laughing! He is so dramatic! Sunday night we were church and one of the older women had a coat that had fur around the rim of the hood. Mase looked at me and said,"So is that a squirrel or not?" It was hilarious!