Help

Oh Lord, why me? I went to take back my bra I bought from Victoria's Secret. It was a 38DD and I wear a 32-34 DD or so I thought. I use to cry when I was younger, that is before I had my breast surgery, nothing would fit, I mean nothing cute or frilly. Anyways so I told the lady helping me I really wasn't sure what size. Keep in mind this place only carries sizes up to DD and is the only place I hold a credit card at now, so She flinches up and says bless your heart. At this point I know what she is going to say wait for it, and I hold my breath. You are not a DD, you are now a DDD oh no wait possibly an E what??? I thought I got rid of that stuff when I had my surgery! Thankyou so much child birth for getting it back, something I never even wanted in the first place! So now I am back to speciality ordering bras that look like t-shirts. Yes, I have to special order them b/c I am so little around the middle the cup size never measures up. So now I want to cry again. So far from the 34 C after my surgery. Things could always be worse I guess.